Help! I had the craziest dream last night!?

the muffin man was chasing me with a 12-inch knife and had the pillsbury dough boy as back up in case I tried to fly away with my wings...he eventually caught me and said if I don't give up my blueberries, then he would give me a "swirly"..so now I am so afraid to go to the bathroom b/c he could be right behind me, ahhh..please help! thanks in advance. :) p.s. - i don't have any body guards of my own...